31May PHP jobs
Grou.Ps is offering some positions in their company, in Silicon Valley, for web developers. The news in this, is their innovative way of reaching the possible future employees:
PHP Engineer (ref #001)
$q1 = Are you a master PHP Ninja?
$q2 = Excel at object oriented PHP, MVC pattern, Smarty template engine, caching practices and PEAR?
$q3 = Familiar with CSS, Javascript, XHTML, MySQL?
$q4 = Experienced with Zend Studio, Subversion, wikis?
$q5 = Love open source? Aware of RSS, XML-RPC, web services, memcached and all other geeky stuff?
$q6 = Keen to learn much more?
$q7 = Ready to move to Silicon Valley?if ( $q1 && $q2 && $q3 && $q4 && $q5 && $q6 ) {
echo “YOU SHOULD <strong>JOIN</strong> US! drop your resume to contact@grou.ps <br />”;
echo “please include some php and javascript code snippets or refer us to an open source project you’ve”;
echo “already made. tell us our coding mistakes in this call and let us know what you know about”;
echo “the new javascript 1.7, mysql 5.2 and php 6. thanx,”;
exit;
}
else {
die(”maybe next time…”);
}


May 31st, 2007 at 11:32 am
Nothing new
The best one ever was this one for EA:
http://paradigma.pt/~vd/images/funny/outdoor.jpg
May 31st, 2007 at 12:47 pm
Erros: As strings atribuÃdas (q1 a q6) não têm aspas ou pelicas. Depois, só encontro uma falha de estilo, nas chavetas do else, que não estão conforme as PEAR coding guidelines, mas isso já é picuinhice.